Show off to all your snooty food snob fake facebook friends when you post a picture of this culinary masterpiece. Your dumbass friends’ll think you went to Le Cordon Bleu or some shit.
Coriander and Carrot Juice topped with Sausage and Beaver
- 1 Coriander, whatever that is. Probably in the Produce section.
- 20 8-oz bottles of Super Fucking ExpensiveTM carrot juice
- Some sausage
- 1 beaver
Arrange solid ingredients artfully on a plate. Pour a moat of carrot juice around the other stuff. Try real hard not to spill any cuz it’s expensive.