Coriander and Carrot Juice topped with Sausage and Beaver

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Coriander and Carrot Juice topped with Sausage and Beaver

  • 1 Coriander, whatever that is. Probably in the Produce section.
  • 20 8-oz bottles of Super Fucking ExpensiveTM carrot juice
  • Some sausage
  • 1 beaver

Arrange solid ingredients artfully on a plate. Pour a moat of carrot juice around the other stuff. Try real hard not to spill any cuz it’s expensive.

Serves 8

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