Fine-tuning your Dream Catcher to Catch Dreams that Don’t Suck So Much

Time to face facts, numbnuts: your life sucks and everyone knows it. Prob’ly cuz your dream catcher fell in the toilet. Is that a metaphor? You tell me.

Come turn your shit life into some magical rainbow unicorn shit at our Dirty Hippie Coop EXCLUSIVE dream catcher fine-tuning class. In this 7-hour class you’ll learn how to:

  • Meditate on why you insist on wasting your life

Class next Friday at 4am cuz that’s when the meditation’s best.

Contact Rainbowina at 802-257-268 for more info.

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