Salted Chicken & Oyster DrinkTM

$49.89 $49.98 1oz. Now Vegan and X-tra Chicken varieties!

Nothing says fancy like Chicken Sweat® Salted Chicken & Oyster DrinkTM. As the commercial that plays on Pandora like every other goddamn minute says:

“That Party.

   That Chicken.

      That DrinkTM.

You know you’re having the night of your life when you find yourself sipping a tall glass of Salted Chicken & Oyster DrinkTM on the night of your life.”

So just like fuckin’ give up and come buy it already.

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