Super Healthy Trail Mix

You’re prob’ly goin’ “hiking” sometime soon, like out in the woods to smoke some dooby, so you better be ready for when the munchies hit. You’re about to get down on your knees and say thank you for this trail mix wizardry I’m about to lay in your lap.

Here’s what you need to buy from our ridiculous bulk food section:

  • Organic sun-dried peanut-free mixed peanuts
  • Vegan bison bits
  • Gluten-free bread crumbs
  • Dirt
  • Like, some twigs cuz they’re a good source of bark
  • Maybe some carob thingies

Mix it all up and put it in your basket you made in your basket-weaving class and BOOM, you are ready to go get yourself all fucked up.

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