Tumbleweed Taco® Mustache Ointment

$79.99 $34.99 .5oz. Hey Mustache Man! No joke, you’ve got the nastiest ‘tache on the block. Also it smells like you just rolled out of Loserboro. Which you probably did cuz that’s where your dealer lives

Lucky for you, our hopped up wizards have just perfected their own small batch artisanal taco-scented mustache ointment. Hand-ground micro-tumbleweeds deliver a modern micro-abrasion twist on this classic. Get your weird trendy facial hair thing looking a-okay once again. Makes a great stocking stuffer any time of year but especially Mustache Day.

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