Regrets Scmregrets! You’ve still got eight other fingers plus your teacher gave you a pity A in woodshop. Not bad! What’s even not worse is that now you’ve got the fixin’s for Where Are My Fingers I Had Them Right Here Oh Wow You Have to Try This What Is This Flavor It’s So Familiar Casserole Clumps Surprise Now with Double Fingers.
Here’s all you need:
- Your two fingers, obviously, stored in a Don’t Throw Them Away!® Fresh Finger™ Fingr Savr
- A day-old bread from the Day-Old Bread Pile on Aisle 1 where everyone can see you
- Ol’ Man Bread Softener, 1 32-ounce jar
- Flavr Savr® “Casserole”-scented Flavr Krstls
Cream together day old bread with Ol’ Man Bread Softener until it is bread. Spritz with “Casserole”-scented Flavr Krstls to taste. Form into rough clumps with bare hands. How is it so satisfying and yet so disappointing?
Artfully insert fingers.
Serve on a plate you made in plate class. If you put two on a plate, don’t let the fingers touch. That’s weird.
