Dirty Hippie Coop

Only total losers poison their bodies with supermarket food

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Month: September 2014

We’re People Too Hippie March

September 18, 2014 Esmerelda Q. Jones 0

Despite what your stupid parents tell you, you are too living a legitimate lifestyle and you should be like real proud of yourself. Like, you’re […]

Super Healthy Trail Mix

September 18, 2014 Esmerelda Q. Jones 0

You’re prob’ly goin’ “hiking” sometime soon, like out in the woods to smoke some dooby, so you better be ready for when the munchies hit. […]

How to Like Weave a Basket or Whatever

September 18, 2014 Esmerelda Q. Jones 0

Stop askin’ us for bags every time you come in. Make your own damn basket at our basket weaving class. If you do real good […]

Fuckin’ Good Kale Smoothie

September 18, 2014 Esmerelda Q. Jones 0

You don’t wanna be all constipated and shit. So you better drink a lot of blended up kale to get all the shit movin’ through […]

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Fresh from the Kitchen

  • Where Are My Fingers I Had Them Right Here Oh Wow You Have to Try This What Is This Flavor It’s So Familiar Casserole Clumps Surprise Now with Double Fingers

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  • Yam Drink with Chard Foam

    November 29, 2021 0

ON SALE!!! BUY NOW!!! CAPITALISM!!!

  • Tomato Haters® Tomato-flavor’d Home-brewed Ketchup Fragrance

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  • Salted Chicken & Oyster DrinkTM

    June 7, 2015 0

The Coop’s Learnin’ Skool

  • How To Use Your Moon Chakra Goddess Energy to Find The Right Quinoa Flavor For You & Hundreds of Other Chakra Uses

    July 20, 2017 0
  • How to Make an Essential Oil Diffuser on the Cheap

    June 22, 2016 0

Something to do besides playing in the road

  • High AF Film Festival

    April 14, 2018 0
  • Hippie Re-Naming Ceremony

    December 2, 2014 0
Store Hours

Monday 12:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Tuesday 1:40 pm - 8:00 pm
Wednesday 9:00 am - 11 am
Thursday 11 am - 3 pm
Friday 4:20 pm - 4:20 am
Saturday 3:11 pm - 4:37 pm
Sunday (Only open for vegan church)

Store Location

2 Precious Daisy Lane
Brattleboro, VT 05301

Employment Opportunities

We are looking for a Certified Enchantress to wash dishes. Payment in Hippie Points only.

Contact Rainbowina at 802-257-268 for more info.

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