Dirty Hippie Coop

Only total losers poison their bodies with supermarket food

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Month: March 2016

Stuffed Bass Fritters on a bed of Stewed Turkey and Hot Dog Smoothie

March 26, 2016 Esmerelda Q. Jones 0

We get it, you’re really into illicit hydroponics. “We might also be.” But we’re not! On an unrelated note, come on downstairs to the co-op’s […]

Fragrant Cheese and Pumpkin Smoothie on a bed of Delicious Tortilla and Spam

March 25, 2016 Esmerelda Q. Jones 0

Feeling alienated by your bizarre choices in personal hygiene? Tinder up a new friend and surprise them with this quixotic attempt at domestic science. Here’s […]

Helicobacter Pylori Surprise with Ancient Recipe Dumpster Sauce

March 24, 2016 Esmerelda Q. Jones 0

You’re a footloose fancy free drop-out who’s not into the Law or washing your hands sufficiently or at all. When it’s your turn to make […]

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Fresh from the Kitchen

  • Where Are My Fingers I Had Them Right Here Oh Wow You Have to Try This What Is This Flavor It’s So Familiar Casserole Clumps Surprise Now with Double Fingers

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  • Yam Drink with Chard Foam

    November 29, 2021 0

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  • Tomato Haters® Tomato-flavor’d Home-brewed Ketchup Fragrance

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  • Salted Chicken & Oyster DrinkTM

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The Coop’s Learnin’ Skool

  • How To Use Your Moon Chakra Goddess Energy to Find The Right Quinoa Flavor For You & Hundreds of Other Chakra Uses

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  • How to Make an Essential Oil Diffuser on the Cheap

    June 22, 2016 0

Something to do besides playing in the road

  • High AF Film Festival

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  • Hippie Re-Naming Ceremony

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Store Hours

Monday 12:00 pm - 6:30 pm
Tuesday 1:40 pm - 8:00 pm
Wednesday 9:00 am - 11 am
Thursday 11 am - 3 pm
Friday 4:20 pm - 4:20 am
Saturday 3:11 pm - 4:37 pm
Sunday (Only open for vegan church)

Store Location

2 Precious Daisy Lane
Brattleboro, VT 05301

Employment Opportunities

We are looking for a Certified Enchantress to wash dishes. Payment in Hippie Points only.

Contact Rainbowina at 802-257-268 for more info.

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