Recipes

Regrets Scmregrets! You’ve still got eight other fingers plus your teacher gave you a pity A in woodshop. Not bad! What’s even not worse is […]

Not again! All your guests brought yams over for Thanksgiving and now your bathtub is overflowing with them and they’re just getting more and more […]

Can’t stomach the oatmeal of this unusually banal place you keep waking up in? It’s time to upcycle your useless breakfast into a fancy feast […]

Holy shit you were invited to a fucking POTLUCK! Do they even know you? What were they thinking? Since you can’t think of a way […]

It’s the day after your cult’s annual Watermelon Festival, except nobody came to your tent and now you’ve got a hoard of leftover watermelon. What […]

Well, well, well, looks like you learned the hard way that when you go trick-or-treating as a 42-year-old male, you wind up with a block […]

We get it, you’re really into illicit hydroponics. “We might also be.” But we’re not! On an unrelated note, come on downstairs to the co-op’s […]

Feeling alienated by your bizarre choices in personal hygiene? Tinder up a new friend and surprise them with this quixotic attempt at domestic science. Here’s […]

You’re a footloose fancy free drop-out who’s not into the Law or washing your hands sufficiently or at all. When it’s your turn to make […]

Yer goat harvest is out of control again and if you leave one more box of goat on your neighbor’s doorstep you’re gonna get your […]