Regrets Scmregrets! You’ve still got eight other fingers plus your teacher gave you a pity A in woodshop. Not bad! What’s even not worse is […]
Not again! All your guests brought yams over for Thanksgiving and now your bathtub is overflowing with them and they’re just getting more and more […]
Can’t stomach the oatmeal of this unusually banal place you keep waking up in? It’s time to upcycle your useless breakfast into a fancy feast […]
Holy shit you were invited to a fucking POTLUCK! Do they even know you? What were they thinking? Since you can’t think of a way […]
Dirty Hippie Coop in collaboration with Wayside Community Theatre are pretty fuckin’ stoked to announce the first annual High AF Film Festival Holy shit. You […]
Can’t tell your leotard chakra from you’re okra chakra? You and everybody else! At this fast-paced Wednesday Workshop, we’ll take you on a magical journey […]
It’s the day after your cult’s annual Watermelon Festival, except nobody came to your tent and now you’ve got a hoard of leftover watermelon. What […]
Well, well, well, looks like you learned the hard way that when you go trick-or-treating as a 42-year-old male, you wind up with a block […]
Well, well, well, you stocked up on essential oils like “Prosperity” and “Gainful Employment” and then Google told you that NO, you’re not supposed to […]
We get it, you’re really into illicit hydroponics. “We might also be.” But we’re not! On an unrelated note, come on downstairs to the co-op’s […]
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